hey guys I need you to see this slide from my brother’s college’s mandatory sexual assault prevention training video which was so bad that the school had to release an official apology . everything about it has me fucked up
Thor, Asgardian and naive: Loki, I’ve been meaning to ask. Are you and the Grandmaster involved in a… romantic relationship?
Loki, also Asgardian, naive to a degree: No, we have a mutually beneficial relationship that means I get whatever I desire from him, like wealth, and he gets whatever he desires from me.
Bruce Banner, Midgardian, knows exactly what a sugar daddy is: oh sounds great
I’m definitely here for the girls that’s skipping the razor and letting their pussy bush grow during these cold months. I loves the bush, I see a nice one and I just wanna get lost in it, never to be seen again. The next dude to come along, take her panties off, spread her legs open and he’s gonna get a big surprise…me staring back at him.