i read a fanfic yesterday about how during the 2012 presidential election paul ryan was approached by a politicial aide (i think) who explained to him that it is traditional that, after winning the election, the president “takes” the vice president (in a sexual way. they have sex.) and he sees mitt romney and is like ??? did you know about this when you picked me ???? and mitt romney says
paul
thats why i ran
and i just realized that now that i have read this fanfic i cant undo it. i can never go back to a state of never having read this fic
(Source: moggadeet)
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