What I Learned from the 2014 PSAT
-you can see the Grand Canyon but not SEE the Grand Canyon, especially the man from Boston -Only Garcia Lopez de Cardenas can truly SEE the Grand Canyon - Jasmine is lucky -Bedazzle your opponent - Crimson leaves, falling -the young sensei was disappointed that the interviewer did not ask the right question - The PSAT thinks Harry Potter fans should SUCK IT - Clueless is PSAT material -You can't put a leash on dolphins - positive reinforcement is dehumanizing - when you praise your daughter her response is "woof" - you're up Shit Creek when your piano recital is simultaneously at the same time as your club meeting. -Improve the thing -Does another Form besides W really exist? -Barely sneezing can put you at risk for having your test destroyed -14. This section intentionally left blank -You must NEVER SHARE YOUR CALCULATOR!